10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

@chotice
zasto nisi stavila u jednu temu sve ove nacine za zivciras te glumce ??? ili si mogla stavit u onu temu od sumraka

Pa ti si moderator, ispravi to... A to nisu glumci i glumice već likovi.

a ne triban ispravljat kad nisi nista lose ni napravila. nego bi i tebi bilo lakse sve u jednu temu

Ne bi. Ovako je lakše. iksde

nema veze...a u svaštari je zato što je nađeno na internetu...

kako god ocete. ajte laku noc

apap

kako je meni Alice draga...tako je super...bas je zavolis kroz knjigu...mislin sve ih zavolis al ja san nju pogotovo iako je ona samo plod necije maste...

Pa ovo nije tema u kojoj mi raspravljamo o tome kako volimo Alice, nego o tome kako je najbolje iživcirati Alice. Osim gore navedenih, imate li vi kakve prijedloge? ^-^

ermm....jaaako mi se sviđa ova 10 ideja(*zao podsmijeh*) ...
-odvedeš je u jednu lijepu veliku praznu prostoriju i kažeš joj da je može uređivat kako oće
tak kada izmoli 111 očenaša u njoj...