10 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
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